jamie lee

misselisekari:

movieoftheday:

Burt: Is your tilted uterus a secret?
Verona: Yeah, my tilted uterus is a fucking secret!
Burt: Oh really you fucking bitch! YOUR FUCKING UTERUS IS A MOTHERFUCKING SECRET? WELL, FUCK YOU!

itsalwayssunny:

michaelkuttler:

Dennis: I want to get that Jesus on the cross look, you know what I mean?
Dee: I see what you’re saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core…

emilydriskill:

i’m a sucker for this shit.

itsalwayssunny:

Kate: Do you have any history with drugs or alcohol?
Dee: Never. Neither.
Kate: Great.
Sean: Um. Any family history of mental illness?
Dee: Uhhh, well, my brother’s a dick if that counts. *laughing*
Sean: I don’t— I don’t think so…
Dee: It’s a just a joke, though, Sean. So. The next one?
Kate: Okay, so what about your medical history? Is there any health problems we should know about?
Dee: Kate, I’m gonna be honest with you. I have never had a health problem… in my entire life.

itsalwayssunny:

Dayman, ahh-ah-ah
Fighter of the nightman, ahh-ah-ah
Champion of the sun, ahh-ah-ah
You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Dayman, ahh-ah-ah
(Dayman, Dayman, Dayman)
Fighter of the nightman, ahh-ah-ah
Champion of the sun, ahh-ah-ah
(Sun, Sun, Sun, Sun, Sun)
You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone
DAYMANNNNNNN

Mac: Stage freeze!
Dennis: Don’t say stage freeze, just do it.

I just missed 111111 :(

itsalwayssunny:

D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

(Submitted by seanlovesthis)

jessicanicoles:

fuckyeahkdev:

fuckyeahindieboys:

kevin devine, submitted by rakusfrakus

thanks :)

This shirt came up in conversation after seeing KDev last night

hehehe

Unpacking. Pretty tour poster!

Jessica’s says “Thanks Jessica! (Not Stephanie)” haha

:)

misselisekari:

theofficeohword:

calikalie:

Jim: I thought we agreed that we wouldn’t do stuff like this.
Michael: Tube City. You owe me one.

Jim: Co-managing is a give-and-take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. He was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one…

The Office, 6x09 Murder

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT STREAMS