They Came Together (2014)

They Came Together (2014)

Well I have 13 giant things on my to-do list for this week but I’m having a little trouble concentrating on that on account of my fucking car was stolen last night?? I filed a police report and I don’t know what to do besides sit and wait and hope it turns up. We drove around looking for it for a bit but no luck. Oh, and literally all my winter clothing is in my car. I didn’t need it just yet (but I will soon) so I had been storing it in my trunk in the meantime. It got into the 40s last night and all I have are two hoodies and a jean jacket. My Ray-bans were in there too. Cool.

Also, a policeman came to our house to file a report, and one of our Indian neighbors that lives upstairs was leaving and when the (not-Indian) policeman saw him he said “Namaste” and I was like oh god why is this happening. Our neighbor kind of looked at us like “what the fuck” and then the cop started a short conversation with him in Hindi (? I think). It was really fucking funny though ‘cause then the cop said “I speak a little” and then our neighbor goes “Oh cool, it’s probably better than mine” HAHAH






Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better


Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him


*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

tagged → #about me

Jessica: “Three years after millions of people—some 2% of the world’s population—vanished into thin air, residents of Mapleton, NJ—”
Me: “Wait, what??”
Jessica: “—weigh the pros and cons of a ‘Heroes Day’ tribute to the local—”
Me: “Wait, where did this happen??”
Jessica: “I’m reading the synopsis for The Leftovers. Did you think I was talking about real life?”


'The Daily Show' correspondent, comedian and 'SNL' writer will man the desk with Colin Jost. Cecily Strong asked to be taken off to have more opportunity to appear in sketches.


who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me


who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me


And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.